Funny things kids say

My kids have said some funny things lately.  I should write them down right as they happen so I can laugh about it later instead of forgetting.

Today at lunch the milk was pretty near gone.  Sam knew this.  He said that when it was gone then he would drink my almond milk in the fridge.  To me "You want to share your milk with me.  I will go get it."  Sure kid, how did you know I wanted to give it to you?

There's more funny things like that, but I can't remember them right now.  When I do, I'll be sure to write them down though.

Sarah